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+====== stallman其人轶事 ======
+Created Friday 14 September 2012
+http://www.baidu-ops.com/2012/08/26/stallman-facts/
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+Richard Stallman 是程序员公认的顶级黑客。好事的程序员也总结了他的奇闻轶事--程序员的暗语和笑话
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+Richard Stallman 的胡子是由括号组成的
+Richard Stallman’s beard is made of parentheses.
+Richard Stallman 自己就是GNU的标志
+Richard Stallman is the sole poster on /g/
+Richard Stallman 从不洗澡，他只执行’make clean’
+Richard Stallman never showers: he runs ‘make clean’.
+Richard Stallman 使用16进制编辑器编译了gcc的第一个版本
+Richard Stallman compiled the first version of gcc with an hexadecimal editor.
+Richard Stallman 能触摸MC Harmmer
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+zerd：双关MC Harmmer的成名曲是”U Can’t Touch This”
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+Richard Stallman can touch MC Hammer
+Richard Stallman 通过免费解决了旅行销售员的问题。
+Richard Stallman solved the travelling salesman problem by making everything free.
+‘RMS’中的’R’代表’RMS’
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+zerd: RMS是Richard Stallman的名字首字母缩写
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+The R in RMS stands for RMS.
+‘RMS’脸上的毛发是胡子中免费的。
+rms’ facial hair is “free as in beard”
+Richard Stallman 愤怒时他不仅诅咒，还是递归的诅咒.
+When Richard Stallman gets pissed off he doesn’t swear, he recurses.
+锁定供应商是指供应商把自己锁在建筑物中以远离Richard Stallman的愤怒。
+Vendor lock-in is when vendors lock themselves inside of a building out of fear of Richard Stallman’s wrath.
+其余的
+Richard Stallman 编写了 Chuck Norris
+Richard Stallman programmed Chuck Norris
+当Richard Stallman 注视windows时，它发生了段错误。当Richard Stallman未注视windows时，它也发生了段错误。
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+Whenever Richard Stallman looks at a Windows computer, it segfaults. Whenever Richard Stallman doesn’t look at a Windows computer, it segfaults.
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+Richard Stallman 用0和1记笔记
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+Richard Stallman takes notes in binary.
+Richard Stallman的左手叫做”(“,右手叫做”)”.
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+zerd: lisp语言书写出来有大量的”()”
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+Richard Stallman’s left and right hands are named “(” and ”)”
+Richard Stallman 能编写防病毒程序来治愈爱滋病。但他从不写防病毒程序。
+Richard Stallman can write an anti-virus program that cures HIV. Too bad he never writes anti-virus programs.
+Richard Stallman 用Emacs写了第一版的Emacs。
+Richard Stallman wrote the first version of Emacs using Emacs.
+Richard Stallman 写了一个非常强大的程序，他知道宇宙的终极秘密。
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+zerd：42是科幻小说中”Deep Thought”技术出的一个数字，解答了宇宙完事万物的秘密。
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+Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful, it knows the question to 42.
+Richard Stallman发现了外星生命，但是他杀了他们因为他们使用商业软件。
+Richard Stallman discovered extra-terrestrial life but killed them because they used closed-source software.
+人们查杀病毒，病毒查杀Richard Stallman。
+Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for Richard Stallman.
+Richard Stallman 为上帝写了编译器。大爆炸就是宇宙第一次发生“段错误”
+Richard Stallman wrote the compiler God used. The Big Bang was the Universe’s first segfault.
+Richard Stallman 的理想还未实现
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+zerd：这句没看懂。wget是linux下的一个程序。w－get对应w－demand，Stallman的思想是free software，目前还没有实现。
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+Richard Stallman doesn’t wget, Richard Stallman wdemands!
+Richard Stallman 能用正则表达式解析HTML。
+Richard Stallman can parse HTML with regex.
+Richard Stallman 不需要sudo，我反正要给他做一个三明治
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+zerd: 真的没看懂
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+Richard Stallman doesn’t need sudo. I will make him a sandwich anyway.
+Stallman 家里没有windows，即使门上也没有
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+zerd：stallman家里没有窗户，呵呵
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+There is no Windows in Stallman’s house.. just DOORs…
+和正常出生的小孩不一样，Richard Stallman 是以多态的方式实例化了自己，不久他就长出了胡子。
+Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Richard Stallman instead instantiated himself polymorphically. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
+在起居室里有1242个对象(包括这间屋子)可供RMS编写OS
+In an average living room there are 1,242 objects RMS could use to write an OS, including the room itself.
+Richard Stallman 能够telnet上Mordor
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+zerd： Mordor 魔多
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+Richard Stallman can telnet into Mordor
+Richard Stallman 不用浏览器，他发送link给daemon，由它通过wget获取页面并传回给Stallman
+Richard Stallman doesn’t use web browsers, he sends a link to a demon that uses wget to fetch the page and sends it back to him.
+Richard Stallman 使用GNU FDL协议发布了自己的DNA
+Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL.
+Richard Stallman 没有手机，因为它能对着粗糙的凸盘发出臭氧层的共振频率，抵达接受者的上空。
+Richard Stallman does not own a mobile phone because he can fashion a crude convex dish and shout into it at the exact resonant frequency of the ozone, causing a voice to seemingly come from the sky above his intended recipient.